Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Top 21 Reasons Wegmans SUCKS

I am so sick of everybody talking about how great Wegmans is, and especially rochestarians.  This is 21 reasons that Wegmans actually sucks.  It is a response to the 25 reasons Wegmans is awesome

21.  The parking, if I wanted to have to park like I was at a sporting event I would.  I do not like spending ten minutes navigating a parking lot

20. The Limousine Liberals that frequent Wegmans.  They are all about helping the poor, as long as they are not in their grocery store.

19. The Happy Employees-  Give me the "I hate the world" mentality of the Topps employee.  I am in a grocery store I am there to shop, not find out how much you love your job.  Just scan the groceries.

18. When I am out of town, and run into somebody from Rochester.  They bring up Wegmans, not the Lilac Festival, Sea Breeze, Garbage Plates, Frederick Douglas, or Susan B Anthony.  They talk about a fucking grocery store

17. Organic section A limousine liberals paradise buying food that is not proven to be any better for you then the normal food.  But, it looks so pretty and is raised the right way.  Its food, Grow up.

16. People who wear Wegmans shirts in public, would you wear Wal Mart or Target??? Grow Up.

15. Organic section again, people think they are doing the world right by eating organic.  Actually, it promotes world hunger because the land is used inefficiently, but that would be hard for you to think about with the stick up your ass.

14. People that buy Wegman's Chinese and Indian Food.  Excuse me, can I purchase your prepared food for twice what it would cost in a restaurant and yet still have worse quality? WHAT A DEAL!!!!

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13. The Olive Bar-  Who the hell shops at a grocery store for the Olive Bar?  You know what I notice about the Olive Bar, nobody is ever there actually choosing Olives to buy.  What the hell is its purpose???? How many olives bad??? Ooops forgot this is Wegmans, everything they do is awesome.

12. The look people give you, when they find out you shop at Topps.  Sorry, I believe in saving money, and enjoying Buy one get one free specials and getting money off gas.  Also, Topps is cheaper, it just is

11.  The look that you get when you say you shop at Price Right or Aldi's.  They should just say, "I guess you have to shop there, when you are on food stamps."

10. People who when talking about Rochester brag about Wegmans.  Its a Grocery Store, if you brag about your grocery store your city sucks or you do.  Probably both.

9. The Pittsford Wegmans-  Why they do not put a sign up that says "Our customers hate children, enter at your own risk" is beyond me.

8. The people from Rochester who come back. and  one of their trips is to Wegmans.  Wegmans is a grocery store, spend more time with your Uncle.  Oh and GROW UP

7. The Bulk Food section, Wegmans contribution to the obese society, and their cashiers sheer inability to actually tabulate the bulk food prices.

6. The "Local Produce" theme- wow, great now I can contribute to you and the farmer.  Where, if I went to the farmers farm stand he would only get the money.  But, now I can buy the local produce at Wegmans so both Wegmans and the farmer get the money. I'm helping people!!

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5.  The fact that Wegmans means test where they are going to put their stores.  And not one limousine liberal seems bothered by this practice.  That's right, we talk about helping the poor, we don't actually help the poor.

4.  Wegmans catering-- You can buy your local produce and help put local catering companies out of business in one stop

3.  Wegmans subs-- Is there a more overrated food item in America, go to Subway.  They are cheaper and better.

2. The "I walked into Wegmans get to get two items and left with ten items spent 50 dollars and did not get the products I wanted" person.  Seriously, why are we celebrating your stupidity.  Where in America could you say that and not have half the people think "All that proves is you are an idiot"

1.  Its a Grocery Store, people need to get a grip.

20 comments:

  1. Lol why you so angry bro? Wegmans started in Rochester, as well as Kodak. People used to brag about Kodak, so why can't they brag about Wegmans? IT IS just a grocery store. So why are you complaining about it so much?

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    1. Because it is so stupid, how can you NOT complain?

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    2. Cause hey rip U off...they prey on the lower middle class....hise fat under chicken to increase weight, etc.

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  2. Dude, it's a grocery store. Something's wrong with a place if all you have to brag about is a grocery store and a bankrupt company.

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  3. ive been to topps, price rite, price chopper and all the others the quality is not the same at all, neither are the prices wegmans is cheaper. and if creating a list of all the reasons wegmans sucks is the best use of your time then you probably live in the nice part of the city where all you do is complain about big business and how its ruining everything and the people that work there are just as much to be hated. wegmans does do stupid things im well aware of this, but so does everyplace else.

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    1. Wegmans is destroying small business. I live in the poor part of town and I hate Wegmans. I thought it was great and now I work there and now I know. You think it's better because it has brown paint and a comfortable feeling, it feels more homey than a crisp white supermarket. They're brainwashing you. Or didn't you know? That slogan, "food you feel good about" yeah you feel good because wegmans tells you it's good, but it's not actually good for you.

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    2. Wegmans is destroying small business. I live in the poor part of town and I hate Wegmans. I thought it was great and now I work there and now I know. You think it's better because it has brown paint and a comfortable feeling, it feels more homey than a crisp white supermarket. They're brainwashing you. Or didn't you know? That slogan, "food you feel good about" yeah you feel good because wegmans tells you it's good, but it's not actually good for you.

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  4. Wegman's has TERRIBLE produce especially their organic produce. It's already partially rotten by time it hits the shelves, and that's EVEN IF it's on the shelves. TERRIBLE inconsistency with quality and quality. IF the quality and quantity are there(which is rarely), the prices increase %160 per year. When I go into the store(regardless of time and day), they are out of about 40% of the organic produce I desire to purchase. And of the remaining 60% that is on the shelves, 20% is acceptable quality and the other 40% is prematurely rotting AS it's packed-out.

    I'm specifically referring to the Ocean Township, NJ and Manalapan NJ stores. My father is a Produce district supervisor for another major local supermarket, and he feels the same way about the quality of Wegman's produce, specifically organic.

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  5. Well said... Wegmans does suck. I can't stand that place and the people who refuse to shop anywhere else but Wegmans. The shoppers there just seem to want to stop and stare at everything, as if they've never seen bread or cheese on display before. Wegmans just reeks of ostentatiousness.

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  6. I left a big poop in the toilet at the pittsford location just for you my friend.

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  7. Like this list! Rochester's #1 tourism attraction is a motherfucking grocery store. People need to get the fuck out of the house. IT'S A FUCKING GROCERY STORE PEOPLE.

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  8. Wow what Wegmans are you unhappy people shopping at? I don't know what you are talking about and don't want to. I will blissfully keep shopping at my Wegmans! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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  9. You haters need to get a hobby ...I have never even been to a Wegmans but have heard nothing but good things ...I saw this & thought maybe it wasn't as good I as had heard this makes me want to go there now...GROW UP Hater

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  10. Yawn, this is a stretch to say the least. Also saying subway is better? Gtfo

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  11. Pshh... You can't even spell Tops right.

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  12. I think it's sad that Wegmans has so much of a monopoly over Rochester, NY. I've shopped at Tops and Walmart. Walmart is ok, but cant get everything I need there. Tops sucks. I used to shop there all the time, until I worked there as a cashier. They suck as a company as well as employers. After being a long time Wegmans shopper, I decided I had enough of their bullshit, items out of stock all the time, wegmans sucks brand names taking over the better tasting brand names, they used to sell. Me getting very angry when I can't find the things they used to carry and their customer service employees are rude, well at least at Mt.Read, 2 ladies to be exact. Plus wegmans open bar foods like Chinese or whatever suck azz. So I tried to shop at Tops again and what happens the firest day I go there to shop after a long time? Their magazine rack that is right at the end of the entryway to the cashier rips a big hole in my new leggings!! I talked to the manager about what happened. I just lightly brushed up against one and didn't ever think in a million years this would happen. The manager said they would send my complaint and my desire for them to replace my torn pants. I get a letter from the separate company that deals with their liabilities and they tell me, no, we are not going to pay for your ripped pants that OUR magazine rack did to u. I was furious. I vowed never to go back there again. So you see, I am kind of out of options as where to shop. Tops doesn't care if they lose customers obviously. Wegmans doesn't care either. They are so big and Danny Wegman is so filthy rich, he doesn't care, cuz he pretty much has Rochester in a choke hold. I don't want to shop at stupid Aldis either. Wegmans sucks in so many ways and is forcing their dammed brands down our throats! F them! For those of us who hate wegmans and want them to stop their bad customer service and get what we deserve (good stuff) and what we pay for, let's boycott Danny Wegmans stores or do a protest out in front of his mega mansion in Canadaigua!!

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  13. I think it's sad that Wegmans has so much of a monopoly over Rochester, NY. I've shopped at Tops and Walmart. Walmart is ok, but cant get everything I need there. Tops sucks. I used to shop there all the time, until I worked there as a cashier. They suck as a company as well as employers. After being a long time Wegmans shopper, I decided I had enough of their bullshit, items out of stock all the time, wegmans sucks brand names taking over the better tasting brand names, they used to sell. Me getting very angry when I can't find the things they used to carry and their customer service employees are rude, well at least at Mt.Read, 2 ladies to be exact. Plus wegmans open bar foods like Chinese or whatever suck azz. So I tried to shop at Tops again and what happens the firest day I go there to shop after a long time? Their magazine rack that is right at the end of the entryway to the cashier rips a big hole in my new leggings!! I talked to the manager about what happened. I just lightly brushed up against one and didn't ever think in a million years this would happen. The manager said they would send my complaint and my desire for them to replace my torn pants. I get a letter from the separate company that deals with their liabilities and they tell me, no, we are not going to pay for your ripped pants that OUR magazine rack did to u. I was furious. I vowed never to go back there again. So you see, I am kind of out of options as where to shop. Tops doesn't care if they lose customers obviously. Wegmans doesn't care either. They are so big and Danny Wegman is so filthy rich, he doesn't care, cuz he pretty much has Rochester in a choke hold. I don't want to shop at stupid Aldis either. Wegmans sucks in so many ways and is forcing their dammed brands down our throats! F them! For those of us who hate wegmans and want them to stop their bad customer service and get what we deserve (good stuff) and what we pay for, let's boycott Danny Wegmans stores or do a protest out in front of his mega mansion in Canadaigua!!

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  14. Please stop complaining! If you guys don't like Wegmans—don't shop there. Easy as that! God bless!

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  15. You failed miserably at the "trying to be funny clickbait."

    BE MORE FUNNY ~ Homer Simpson

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