Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Top Ten Reasons Lacrosse SUCKS

Had enough of those arrogant Lacrosse players.  Here are ten reasons lacrosse sucks and is the stupidest sport in America  
10.  The Sport is whiter then snow.  1.9% of the players playing at Division one schools are minorities.  It is almost like non athletic whites found a loophole and a sport they can excel at, without having to worry about "brown" players showing them up.

9. Its not played in 75% of the country, high schools do not have this sport in most of the south and west.  Lacrosse is played in the pockets of upstate NY, Virginia, Maryland and some areas of California.

8.  You cannot see the stupid ball, try watching a game, you though trying to follow a hockey puck was hard.

7.  The players constant have their sticks with them, do football players wear their helmets, do basketball players dribble basketballs in the hall?

No.  6.  The Jerseys, they look like football jerseys, its like saying we are football players only with smaller penises.  I mean a psychiatrist could go on for years on the jerseys alone.

 5. The Rules, its like they just bastardized hockey rules.  In reality lacrosse is a glamorized game of air hockey played by a bunch of racist kids with small penises.

4.  The sport is most popular in America, where it is not popular.  Think of every other sport going, they are big in other parts of the world.  Water Polo is big in Hungary, cricket in India, soccer everywhere.  But no country even considers lacrosse a sport.  Think about that.  

3.  Yeardley Love, could you imagine if that happened in Alabama football.  But Virginia Lacrosse goes on like nothing happened.

2.  Attendance nobody goes.  Their major sport league cannot sell out 10,000 seat arenas, the people have spoken your sport sucks.
1.  Did I mention the small penises?

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  3. Your just mad because you suck at lacrosse. Minorities don't play lacrosse because they play basketball. You are the one with no penis here so stop talking. And I see black people dribble basketballs in halls all the time so be quiet.

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  4. i play lacrosse in high school and yes most of this is true. honestly lacrosse sucks so much and i rly want to quit

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  5. i play lacrosse in high school and yes most of this is true. honestly lacrosse sucks so much and i rly want to quit

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  6. This is so true especially the part about watching a game. My whole family fell asleep because all we could see were some retards running up and down the field

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  7. This is so true especially the part about watching a game. My whole family fell asleep because all we could see were some retards running up and down the field

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  8. Fix your grammar, first of all. What sport do you play? Chess? Math League? Baseball? You're just angry because you're ass at whatever you try. Go back to beating your meat in your measly apartment in mommy's basement.

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    1. Boi ur the one who beats his meat in ur moms basement i didnt even know of lax before i went to a gay school, so umm there u go

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    2. I've played football,soccer,basketball, and I still play baseball. Everyone who wasn't good at any of those above sports is now on the lacrosse team. It would take a lacrosse player 10 years to get to the skill level I am with baseball. But it would take less than 1/10th that time for me to become a good lacrosse player.

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    3. Lacrosee ( the cross....what the hell?) Is a sport for guys that think they are beyond football and baseball because they are just so tough and raised in sooooo upper class... actually its FOR PUSSIES THAT CANT PLAY HOCKEY AND WANT TO PLEASE THEIR DECK SHOE WEARING PARENTS BIFF AND FIFI

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