Had enough of those arrogant Lacrosse players. Here are ten reasons lacrosse sucks and is the stupidest sport in America
10. The Sport is whiter then snow. 1.9% of the players playing at Division one schools are minorities. It is almost like non athletic whites found a loophole and a sport they can excel at, without having to worry about "brown" players showing them up.
9. Its not played in 75% of the country, high schools do not have this sport in most of the south and west. Lacrosse is played in the pockets of upstate NY, Virginia, Maryland and some areas of California.
8. You cannot see the stupid ball, try watching a game, you though trying to follow a hockey puck was hard.
7. The players constant have their sticks with them, do football players wear their helmets, do basketball players dribble basketballs in the hall?
No. 6. The Jerseys, they look like football jerseys, its like saying we are football players only with smaller penises. I mean a psychiatrist could go on for years on the jerseys alone.
5. The Rules, its like they just bastardized hockey rules. In reality lacrosse is a glamorized game of air hockey played by a bunch of racist kids with small penises.
4. The sport is most popular in America, where it is not popular. Think of every other sport going, they are big in other parts of the world. Water Polo is big in Hungary, cricket in India, soccer everywhere. But no country even considers lacrosse a sport. Think about that.
3. Yeardley Love, could you imagine if that happened in Alabama football. But Virginia Lacrosse goes on like nothing happened.
2. Attendance nobody goes. Their major sport league cannot sell out 10,000 seat arenas, the people have spoken your sport sucks.
1. Did I mention the small penises?